Cardinal Rules

As I type this, my right leg is slowing falling asleep due to the fact that there's an 80 pound dog curled up on it. There is, of course, nothing to be done for this until he gets up. He's awfully sweet. But it's the rule of warm furry creatures. If they're extra sweet when they sleep on your lap, you can't move them. It's a law or something.

Whoops... he got up. Nature balances itself.