Things You Don't Want to Hear at Work

Something you don't want to hear while you're working away at your desk:

A voice on the intercom: "This is Security; it is now safe to enter the building. This is Security, it is now safe to enter the building".

There was a moment of silence, and then laughter from all of the people in surrounding cubes. You see, we weren't aware that it was UNSAFE to enter the building, having been in it the whole time.

Too funny.